Beware the Ides of March

You might be Gaius Julius Caesar if:

  • You’ve ever been proclaimed dictator for life

  • Though you might consider teaming up with pompous and crass people
    to rule the known world, you didn’t give the pompous one your daughter
    to seal the deal.

  • Crossing a river is among the most remembered moments of your life

  • You never really believed in omens

  • You kept the Queen of Egypt as a consort

  • Purple robes and laurel crowns suit your complexion

  • You didn’t invent [leap years][], but you did [bring them to the
    western world][]

  • Brutal men murdered you in the Forvm.

  • You died 2050 years ago today