America Wants A Slightly More Experienced Me.

NASA’s recruitment page says
Help Wanted: Astronauts
America needs YOU at the frontiers of space and technology!

I almost qualify—a bachelor’s degree in engineering, math or science
and at least three years of experience in one of these fields.

Next year, I guess. That’ll put me right on track to be the first
post-shuttle class (Class of 2010), if I were accepted…